Where can I buy bitcoin without all the annoying verification steps?

Hi, I just want to buy $50 worth of some fucking cryptocurrency so I can stop worrying about waiting 29012 days to be validated and telling Uncle Jeff how many sperm I still have.

This has become really bad.

Skip the lengthy verification! Here are some options to buy a small amount of Bitcoin anonymously:

  • P2P marketplaces: Connect with sellers directly, some accept cash. Be cautious of scams!
  • Bitcoin ATMs (BTMs): Use cash for Bitcoin, minimal verification required. Limited availability and high fees.
  • Consider other cryptos: Explore options like Litecoin or Dogecoin for potentially faster verification (but more volatile value).

Remember, anonymity has risks and security is key. Start small and prioritize safety!